florida, unfortunately
i'm jonathanchen.
a jackass in florida who dates many bad blonde bitches in university of florida.
JONATHAN CHENareas of
questionable expertise.
An entirely certified résumé.
01 / UNLICENSED SPECIALISTcreepy on your girlfriend
02 / SELF-APPOINTED CHAMPIONloves your girlfriend more than you do
03 / CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENTloves to hide his bad bitch
04 / SCIENCE HAS LEFT THE CHATloves to know your girl's dna
05 / SOURCE: TRUST ME BROdates many bad blonde bitches every single night
06 / ZERO REFERENCES AVAILABLEis an expert in being creepy[protect your girl pleaseeee!]
07 / PEER REVIEW REJECTEDthinks you are an idiot and he is the OG
08 / EMOTIONAL SUPPORT EGOlove to fuck, but pretends doesn't give a fuck
09 / HONORARY DEGREE, PROBABLYloves pussy a lot, especially blonde ones.